mutterings and gutterings

The stairs. His butt. It works on so many levels!

10th Apr 2013 | 4,297 notes

In undergrad, when someone asked me about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

THIS IS MY LIFE

6th Apr 2013 | 7 notes

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20th Mar 2013 | 514,358 notes

This was my favorite part of this movie.

Totally planning on doing this.

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20th Mar 2013 | 103,299 notes

rainbowpenguintattoo:

makeyourhearthappy:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT

well that escalated quickly.

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18th Mar 2013 | 75 notes

transmutes:

mitt romney’s birthday party looks like he invited a bunch of people he thought were his friends but then none of them showed up and so he spent his whole birthday evening on the verge of tears (◡‿◡✿)

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16th Mar 2013 | 336,700 notes

the-absolute-best-gifs:

we love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all we love eachother

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

I really have having a flashback to the mid 90s now.

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16th Mar 2013 | 16,302 notes

Sometimes when I dream, I sense a part of me that’s missing. It’s a strange feeling having your heart remember something your mind can not

My favorite movie as a kid, hands down.

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